Honeybee being a relevant song in my life just makes me really depressed.
yay! Someone who understands it’s not actually a happy song!
On the flipside: I’m sorry friend :( I know the feel. Here, have a War Rabbit with lipstick on:
There are people who think Honeybee is happy??
EVEN THE PARTS WITHOUT LYRICS ARE SAD
THE FIRST THIRTY SECONDS OF THE SONG ARE JUST SOULFUL WAILING TO GUITAR
you found me, ada!!!
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
rape-and-pillaging-the-internet: telling us the hard truths about life as a straight boy since 2014
It is the year of our lord two thousand and fourteen and grown-ass human beings keep making the decision that Benedict Cumberbatch is sexier than Idris Elba when that is objectively not true
What’s this gif of a lively radish supposed to prove
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
Okay, guys, I don’t often get on your case for failing to keep me informed, but I’m really having a hard time grasping why at least one of you didn’t see fit to notify me of this latest bit of genius product development. I had to read a news magazine while pooping to find out about it. For future reference, I may be a vegetarian, but I fucking love cannibalism.
Just out of curiosity, would you be inclined to sample an artisanal meat product made from a celebrity, and if so, which celebrity or celebrities might you be most interested in tasting?
Antiviral, it has begun.