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everything about this is perfect
(via queerhairyvag)
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I would never.

Splitting maul? Whaaaat's that?
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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.
I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it.
DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?
(via boxlunches)
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
WHITE
PEOPLE
I feel so ashamed of being human
I remember seeing this…omg…
That guy = Me, That girl = my perfect match
oh my god
oh my god
Calling all my friends who don’t give a fuck! Were re-enacting this on my street!!!
wtf did I just watch
this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
totally downloading this now.
culture.
always reblog
(via sweatervestman)
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(via curevalentine)
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Can I submit this awesome Rarity by http://thefusspot.tumblr.com/?
CC: HELL YES.


